laugh-addict:

how many white girls do you think took a screenshot of 12/12/12 at 12:12 

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*opens jacket* hey u wanna buy some oh jesus fuck it’s cold *closes jacket*

(Source: wishcave)

at what age do i just magically turn hot

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alizdurshoe:

bootycaller:

today in philosophy i learned that witches were portrayed as riding broomsticks because back in the day it was a euphemism for riding the devil’s dick so just think about that before you consider dressing up as a witch for halloween

well quidditch just got awkward

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